Are you looking for that award winning pumpkin again? Well here’s a big tip, don’t choose me because in my opinion, you’ll regret it.
Firstly, I’m the wrong colour. For instance I have a green body and an orange stem and it would look weird and nobody would be scared.
Secondly, I’m too small. In fact if you bought me you would have a big hole in your pumpkin and nobody would even see me.
Finally, I’m too round. As evidence I will fall down on your front porch and then I could roll away. Then no more pumpkin for you.
As you can see from the reasons above I am not the award winning pumpkin you need.